nose too small lips to big
There is literally no reason not to.
every morning my alarm gun wakes me up by firing directly over my head and if i dont immediately get up and sing the star spangled banner i get arrested. all matters in court are settled with opponents dressing up in bald eagle costumes and fighting to the death. theres an american flag tattooed across my face. once i saw someone get punched in the head repeatedly at a barbeque because they said they didnt like apple pie and nobody helped them. nobody even tried
best of “she wears short skirts”
Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground.
I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way.
Wow, thanks there Satan.
SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA